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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE! PRESIDENT BUSH SENDS HIS REGARDS
 

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

President George W. Bush Sends His Regards to The Makers of Bowl Buddies

Raleigh, NC, Jan 22 -- Andrews Toolworks received a note from The President this morning. A note giving thanks for his free sample of the Head of State Bowl Buddy in his own likeness. Like other Americans who have their very own Bowl Buddy, The President must be enjoying such an unlikely and unusual gift - with the added bonus of it representing himself!

The owners of Andrews Toolworks, Inc. are pleased that their "clean-up campaign" has received such a reaction and appreciate The President's kind words.

Hillary Clinton and Osama Bin-Laden have yet to respond.

    
 
Marketed by:   Andrews Toolworks, Inc., P.O. Box 28501, Raleigh, NC 27611